Listen, if you don’t like Depp in this movie don’t support it.
But honestly, what happened between him and his ex-wife is their business. If she wanted him in jail she probably should have pursued criminal charges and not settled out of court.
I understand the myriad of reasons not to do so but the fact is, unless he is…

No, the Yankees are not at fault.

And then he dabbed.

Just call this guy.

“Here is some extremely white shit” could also be said of every lacrosse game ever played.

Innocent until proven guilty, man.

Yeah you’re right. We should have added more sanctions to Assad. Or sent a message saying “We strongly condemn his actions.”

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I assume federal pound-me-in-the-ass space prison.

#BlackWidowsMatter

“we base those electoral college votes on states, rather than on population”

I know some people think it’s a complete waste of time for Kaepernick to stand up there and talk about something that pretty much everyone agrees is terrible. Especially when there’s nothing he can really do to change it. But that doesn’t mean he shouldn’t have to answer questions about the 49ers.

Don’t forget the whale, Willzyx.

I like a lot of what you write. This - the idea that everyone who holds differing political views than your own should be shunned/punished, coupled with the assertion that one of the nation’s most accomplished, and beloved, jurists is “dumb” for not agreeing with you - this is not your finest hour.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

Of course he shouldn’t take people saying “You Suck!” personal. It’s obviously directed at the whole team.

Anything to avoid having to play for the Marlins, right?

Howard Ends, Ranked

Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.