John Calipari just wrote this kid’s mom a huge check.

Maybe he thought they we’re going to perform the human centipede.

We did the right thing here. We annihilated an air base/ weapons depot that was used to drop chemical weapons on innocent people. 

I knew Russell Wilson was money but I didn’t know he was ATM.

Switzerland has an Air Force?

John Rocker.

I believe that this is karma for the Jets being the Jets.

This is just another reason for me to not watch a Bills game.

I’m surprised he didn’t come full circle and blame it on Obama. That’s clearly the go to move in these situations.

I’m sorry but whose origin story is this?

I have a Fearection after watching that clip.

Buttfumble, Buttfumble, Buttfumble!!!!

I know another Rome that has it coming...

They’re Mets fans. I don’t know what else you expected.

Neil Fucking Everett!

This was not a great sign for Jay Mariotti’s future job prospects.

They don’t have any more money. And we all know who took it.

Byron Scott is still coaching?