How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

I was there yesterday. After the rams fumbled the opening kickoff and the falcons scored on the next play, a guy a few rows in front of me stood up said basically “fuck this, I have better things to do” and left. He never came back. The guy left after 2 plays. It was easily the best thing I saw all day.

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

Wait, is LeBron block truthering actually a thing? That’s an exciting development.

I started getting SI a few months ago. I never ordered it, and it keeps coming every week. I wonder if it will ever stop.

The issue with Sports Illustrated and LeBron’s hairline is that no one’s buying either.

Yall are so mean to LeBron about his hair. I hope you never get male pattern baldness and then get laughed at on subway by a bunch of teenagers while staring longingly at some ridiculous hair treatment ad.

Which makes it even more puzzling why you would call them the “Greatest Show on Earth”

Sure but the point remains that you just absolutely butchered a pretty well-known nickname... 

The Rams just read this post and extended Jeff Fisher another year.

Yeah you’re such a die hard Rams fan that you don’t seem to know they were called “The Greatest Show On TURF”

This would be a bad miss even for Rocket League

As a millennial I can assure you this is not a meme.

I’m old. What makes this a “meme” and not an “ad”?

It’s always sad when a team gets this close and then has to watch it all slip through their finger.

As the descendant of a renowned beltier and sockier, I am insulted by the suggestion that one cannot become a phenomenon or be said to be phenomenal in those lines of work

“Falcons lose on go-ahead TD” is my 2016 NFL Moment Of The Year

Holy god, watching that video was an amazing display of 1970s technology and a generally disinterested play by play guy, enveloped in the oddest choice of music and graphics.

I thought the 400-pound guy was supposed to be the hacker, not the hacked.

Rodgers is a transcendent quarterback who is forgetting about his family 50 years ahead of his peers.