Suit? Those are goddamn jeans and what looks to be the jacket from a suit.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

BAC TO THE FUTURE

Can you imagine the flaming hot takes if a team refused to go? It’d be amazing.

(Has no penis and isn’t the daughter I want to have sex with)

(last will and testament is read) (she is sold to a Russian oligarch to pay off his debts)

Tiffany should be relieved that he doesn’t want to stuff her ballot box.

She knows what she did!! (Was born female from my middle wife.)

I guess this means Donald is Glenn Quagmire (only older, fatter, and with a head injury)?

Tiffany is the Meg Griffin of the Trumps.

It’s the reverse. Once they win, he’ll finally be able to stop eating it every. single. day.

Imagine what the GM of the Browns has to eat to get rid of their curse...

Average football fan, which is pretty low

The hypocrisy of this ad is that proTrump ads have been WAY more prominent during sports games. I saw this one low budget masterpiece last night during the Sunday night game of a woman who sorta looks like Hillary destroying cell phones, computers, etc with all sorts of hardware. It was the silliest political ad I’ve…

People around here think the Skins are going to win the Super Bowl because they went 8-8. This is a pretty accurate depiction.

I’m not buying it. Those guys were WAY too excited to be watching the Redskins play.

She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

You probably tweeted like 50 different tweets with episode numbers and then just deleted the wrong ones. Pffftt!

That’s cold, they wouldn’t even consider every other wednesday?