The more opportunities there are for reporters to ask Westbrook about Durant so he can tell them to go fuck themselves, the better

Ladies and gentlemen, the 2019 New York Knicks.

“Leave me out of this.”

Donald Trump slapped his second-most slappable son, who was wearing a Yankees shirt at the time?

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

Benny gives him a Cubs hat and tells him to burn the fish hat.

This logo represents more than the team - it represents the city of Cleveland

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

I think that all these people who are shitting on Hayward should have known what we were getting. An average hitter who plays, as you said, all-world defense. Yes his hitting is not good this year, but players sometimes have bad years. If he keeps hitting like this all of next season, then maybe panic. But for now…

Great way to start a morning. A comment filled with Custer.

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

Well, he just rewrote biblical history.

Right. It won’t be nerds that know all the stats and obscure players. Not at all. That will be all the cool dudes. You, for instance.

Fuck yeah I’ll remember Andre Johnson. He seems to me like the guy, in like ten or fifteen years, when most kids have stopped playing football and the ratings have gone off a cliff and everyone’s remembering what it used to be like in the NFL’s glory days and wondering how we ever tolerated such bloodsport on such a…

he can’t read yet

+1 more thinkpiece complaining about thinkpieces

The Prestige TV Show Hot Take Economy is extremely bad and dumb, but so is arguing that the way that we talk about and depict our world in fiction is irrelevant and not worth talking about in general. Granted that many people do it in a way that is stupid and wearying - that doesn’t invalidate the broader principle…

Holy shit I haven’t heard that name in quite awhile. That’s definitely a baseball guy to remember.

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