I’m going as “user-generated content” (i.e. not going at all)

I want to go as Drew on chopped but I can’t find a store that sells a shirt even remotely as bad as that one

“Oh, I didn’t see you there while I was doing all these pushups”

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

That’s the only charge? Must be nice to be a White Girl™

I’m not sure what’s worse about Alex Jones: the words that come out of his mouth or the Jello-like ripple that travels from his bottom lip to his chin with half of them. You just know that desk in front of him is covered with spittle.

I’m pretty sure The George Michael Sports Machine was the best highlights delivery machine imaginable.

“a popular rapper whose song “Panda” hit No. 1 on the charts despite having only one verse”

In other words, he channeled Michael Winslow?

Never Forget

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

I’m an Indians fan who has been around that logo constantly since birth, and I was probably a teenager before I had the realization you’re talking about. Since I grew up with it and associate it with positive memories I still have trouble automatically seeing it as a racist symbol, but I’m at a point where I can step…

If Cleveland’s whole shtick is “Cleveland Against The World”, with the loss of manufacturing jobs to globalization, isn’t it fairly to safe to say that “the world” is winning?

Or until it’s all been shipped to Africa.

“I think I might just give them permission to keep using it.....then take it back”

Just to be VERY, VERY clear, said meeting will not be held until Cleveland has had ample opportunity to sell any/all 2016 AL (or MLB) Championship T-shirts, hats, and assorted memoribilia.