That’s actually what I yell everytime I take a shit in the middle of a Best Buy.

Did you know that’s the first time an NBA team has blown a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals basketball game series?

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

This dude PAID $150 to get to an open gym tryout on the off chance somebody of import would notice him 3 years ago because he had a kid to feed. I mean, wow.

Be careful, Andrew. Touting yourself as a conservative Maverick is an easy way to get yourself linked to Sarah Palin forever.

More like Andrew Bigot, amirite???

Which is good, cause he probably wont.

Dang it.

Bile U Bengals

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

why don’t some of the employees that won millions help chip in?

He should retire once he hits 69 TDs. Go out on top, or bottom depending on his preference.

Francona’s their manager. We Boston assholes will still find a way to claim credit if Cleveland wins the World Series.

When the Browns win a championship.

At what point should we start rooting against Cleveland so that their fanbase doesn’t turn into another Boston?

I don’t know, the moment when Trump said “Nobody respects women more than me.” and the audience laughed was also pretty great.

This was the moment when he went completely unhinged. Hillary baited him and got exactly what she wanted.

This election is over. The news stations should cut away to some other country’s election, like in a March Madness first round blowout game.

Clinton vs. Trump is a 1 vs a 16. It’s not even close to fair.

“Look at that loser standing there with a bat on his shoulder. What a disaster. Dangerous, horrible looking person. And that moron with the mask and protective gear on. What the hell is he on about? Looks menacing. Probably celebrating a rape. Now he’s running toward that hero standing on the pitcher’s mound! Look…