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Ron Artestic Integrity
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When they fill the infield with water?

Dolphins. Jets. Chiefs. Chargers. Ravens. Bengals. Browns. Titans. Jaguars. Colts. Giants. Rams. Cardinals. 49ers. Lions. Bears. Buccaneers. Saints. Panthers.

I’m no expert, but by my count, 19 of the 32 teams in the NFL are total dogshit. I know the Cardinals won last night, but don’t let that fool you. They’re

First Kaepernick and now McDonough... doesn’t anybody respect the flag anymore??

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

wonder where he learned it

I can’t believe the Panthers are winless.

Mostly Cam got mad when some reporter referenced the Panthers as winless at 1-5.

I can’t even make a pun one person can enjoy, let alone one that forty love.

No

To quote H.L. Mencken, “No one in this world, so far as I know—and I have researched the records for years, and employed agents to help me—has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.”

Nice pics. Planes are cool.

Meanwhile, Kellyanne was ready to chime in with how that sonofabitch Bill Clinton refused to return his seat back to the upright position during landing.

Normally I am not a fan of reboots but this new version of Twins seems pretty promising.

Husky and Starch

I’m curious. As a matter of course, is the “Deadspin Staff” tagline used when none of you are individually willing to sign off on an article but it has to be published? I’m picturing Marchman trying to feign such excitement and literally gagging as he types it.

Reporter: Tom, let’s talk about Donald.

Q: Can you describe the scene in Bristol when Schilling was fired from ESPN?

No, they swept them 3-1.

Excellent work by Howard Dean on the camera.

Arm? I thought it was the barrel of a gun?