“Mr. Trump, do you understand you were talking about sexual assault?”

You meant “cut it jort” right?

These white lives matter protests are getting out of hand.

We should all just play soccer. There is never any violence associated with that sport around the world. Very tame fans.

Sideshow Bob + the guy from Memento=

I call bullshit.

+1 glass hose.

Just be bald. Shave your head, its fine. I don’t get the obsession. You probably have waaay worse flaws than bad hair anyway.

Counterpoint:

and he (usually) calls a good game.

Uncle T-Bag sees nothing wrong with this.

Graft versus Host disease is real my friends...

Just be bald. Shave your head, its fine. I don’t get the obsession. You probably have waaay worse flaws than bad hair anyway.

Berman: Beh. Burrrr. Bahh. BEEEHHHH

In fairness when they yell “go back to your country” Toronto fans usually mean America.

The Ravens announced that as soon as the fan’s condition is upgraded to stable, they will hold a press conference for him to apologize for his role in the incident.

We had a Gurley when I was a kid. And I always thought it was sad that he didn’t have a lot of room to run around. But my parents took him upstate so he could live on a farm. Now he has plenty of space to run around in the open fields. I miss him sometimes, but I know he’s better off there.

I never understood how not wanting to send soldiers to die in a pointless war in Iraq was somehow more anti-soldier than wanting to send them in.

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

The most pro-troop position is to be anti-war.