Please keep shouting it. From rooftops if you can. With a megaphone.

Charles Gaba had a great tweet today: Charles Gaba (@charles_gaba) | Not all Trump supporters are racist, but all of them decided that racism isn’t a deal-breaker. End of story.

Someone should explain to Mr. Trump that the internment camps are a horrific stain on this nation’s character.

But when push comes to shove, no is always there for you. It is not foolproof—as, sadly, any sexual assault or rape survivor can attest—but when dealing with a boss whose goal is not to forcibly overtake you but instead to see how far he can push you, it may offer you an escape hatch.

“I also reject the feminist messaging that treats gender issues as a zero-sum game—that assumes that to empower women, we must castrate men. You see the beginnings of this even in the schoolyard, with affirmations like, “Girls rule and boys drool.” 

I’ve seen several Facebook posts with some variation of: “Sure Trump said some terrible things, but you millennials are just crybabies and need to get over yourselves. Let’s give Trump a chance to get rid of corruption in government.”

They’ll be like scores of male escorts popping up out of the woodwork saying how Pence likes sour cream blasted up his asshole while they whip him with a big black dildo and he wears a unicorn costume.

He is somewhat well groomed, especially when compared to Trump.

His audience can’t even process the concepts of Huckleberry Finn, how do you expect them to digest multi-national shenanigans in Newsweek?!

I’m not sure I care. I may be embracing our new fact-free era! Wheeeeee!

I suspect these secret emails contain conclusive proof that he is, in fact, a vampire. The makeup on Mike’s face cannot conceal that this is not a normal color for a living human hand:

I assumed something super gay because whenever a homophobe has a scandal, it usually involves secret rent boy assignations.

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

It would be a nice way to get the ball rolling right before the Trump University case. The Trump University lawsuit will pave the way into charges against Pam Bondi. This in turn leads to further scrutiny of the Trump Foundation. We also have Chris Christie’s impending trial to further erode support.

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

A lot of his supporters and people who just didn’t vote are saying “we have to respect him, he’s going to be our president”.... nah.

Kellyanne can go fuck herself.

I want to thank everyone at jezebel etc. for continuing to use descriptions like these for Drumpf: “ wimpish moldy muffin”. I also enjoy “Trumples”. It’s amazing.

This is the next four years bro, on every form of media imaginable. It’s what happens when you elect a joke for president. Reference 2000-2008 if you want to know what it’s going to look like, and this will probably be much, much worse.

This honestly makes me feel so much better for some reason. I assumed that he didn’t actually want the job, but this is as good as proof. Knowing he’ll be as miserable as we all will is some kind of vindication. Also, if he decided to just leave and disappear forever that would be great.