And he donates all the proceeds to providing free dildos for women who received abortions?

He probably can’t because Cruz would sue the pants off of him.

oh god oh GOD now i’m imaging tiny little fetuses with abnormally large and detailed feet and i just WOW that’s good birth control isn’t it.

Kind of tempted to start selling minuscule 2mm foot pins with features indiscernible to the naked eye.

Yup. My smartest, funniest most beautiful friend killed herself with a gun her boyfriend kept in the house. Pretty sure she’d still be here today if she lived in a gun free home and the impulse could have passed without tragedy.

Just some notes from my personal bugbear. Guns make it easier to commit suicide, on top of being the preferred murder weapons for abusers. Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death in America, and the more you have to plan out and the harder it is to kill yourself, the less incentive you have to do it on a sudden…

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

His use of language was stellar. He said nothing that wasn’t true, while not ever praising his work. I bow down to the President; he managed to sound respectful, yet not hypocritical.

thinking “guys, what if maybe there’s more to life”

We can take what they’re doing (occupying a government building while heavily armed) seriously while not taking them (redneck dirt merchants with no point to prove by their actions) or their ideals seriously. Those two things are not mutually exclusive. We can also take the egregious lack of government response…

Let’s be real about terrorism for a moment. The purpose of terrorism is to use violence to enact a political agenda that isn’t achievable by normal political means, usually by scaring people enough to get them to act like idiots. Are you scared? I’m not and I live in Oregon. I’ve actually BEEN to the Malheur…

They don’t want a fight.

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

Ugh. I’m so sorry. When a parent fails to protect their child - there’s maybe nothing worse.

Unless you truly don’t know. My ex - while not an entirely horrible person - had serious, uh, ethical and moral lapses of which I was unaware for a long time. And I’m a pretty sharp person. Of course, once I came to understand who he really is, our marriage ended. But it really is possible for a spouse/partner to not…

I hate how she is always looking on with so much pride.

I hope she dies penniless, immediately after the last victim sues her for the last cent.

Fuck that. If we’re speculating, let’s at least make it salacious. What if she was in on his whole rape thing? What if she stuck around because she was getting something out of it sexually too? That sounds like a serious power trip.

I'm genuinely curious to see what first- rate, genius level bullshit and denial she's going to come up with.

She’s silent because she likes the money and power. I hope she chokes to death on her smugness.