The thing that worries me most, is that our modern times feel like a combination of 1984 and Brave New World. Those are two dystopias that shouldn't be able to exist simultaneous, yet here we seemingly are. Not exactly good for the ol' existential dread hahaha
*makes appointment with a bartender AND therapist*

You just go to served, George Cockburn style.

Funnily enough, this isn't the first time a president was asked why they were a thin-skinned little bitch. I'll never forget Nixon's interruption/challenge to Kennedy during the 1961 State of the Union
"Put up or shut up bitch ass mother-fuckka."

Honestly? So would I. I think they'd do a really classy job with it, plus I'm a sucker for yuuuuge deals on cheap crap.

I'm not sure actually. I would imagine the market wouldn't be that big for it?

Well they can't name a set of films
Episode VIII Studio Executives Grab Cash
and
Episode IX Darth Vader Comes Back Figures Can Be Purchased In the Lobby
Can they?

Exactly, which is why I hope Finn and Whiskey Rye who were both shown using Lightsabers shrug their shoulders and go fuck shit up with Bo (?). Rogue One was delightful for its lack of Jedi.

I was partial to Star Wars Feels So Good (To Be Alive)

The title already doesn't work. The Gorillaz Kylo feat. Mos Def, Luke, and Catcher in the Rye are all Jedi that appeared/will appear in this new one. That's too many damn Jedi.

Hang on; if Luke, Finn, and Swiss Melt on Rye Bread are all Jedi, then what good is that fucking title?

I challenge you to name one Browns bandwagon fan.

As a Utahn and an alcoholic this never ceases to annoy me.

Well not the *gags* phonies. Real ones? Definitely.

RonaldRavegan Presents: Realtime Thoughts
-Ok, the opening is interesting. Not really digging the pseudo vaporwave undercurrents.
-Clementine is great, as always, and is salvaging this.
-The choral backing is interesting, but seems unnecessary.
-Just kidding, I'm coming around to it.
-Ending was decent. Nothing amazing.…

The wumbo is coming from inside the house

Twist: The "M." is an upside down "W' for "Wumbo."

Prostitution: It's basically an internship

Frumpy Orange Autocrat doesn't have as nice a ring to it though.

Other things that have yet to happen:
-Canterbury Tales shooting to the top of the best seller list
-Stars spelling out the answers to tomorrow's crossword puzzle (thanks, God)
-Phillip's Corporation admiring they made an awful mistake
-loving you like I used to

Civil War 2: Civil War Harder