The weird part is that Taylor Swift was auditioning for the role of Javert.

This deserves two stars.

Autoplay is always a startling and obnoxious thing when multiple tabs are open. Always takes me a second to find the right one.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Not even a little surprised. Previous footage has shown Officer Kirby to be way too trigger happy.

See, driving while White is also dangerous!

I mean clearly the mailbox thing is supposed to be a trailer shaped middle finger, but it’s one I wholly endorse. The way I look at it is this: the moment they can tell him he can’t do that, which on the surface of it is pretty innocuous, what’s the next thing they tell someone they can’t do? Park their lifted truck…

My original theory was that he would get impeached 6 months in (give or take 3 months). My new theory is that he will quit before the inauguration.

I’m definitely not watching. The next day is my birthday, and I’m thinking I’m going to be treating myself to another tattoo. It will be the last three words in this panel:

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!

but don’t ignore the facts just to fit the meme

I like bananas. I like peanuts. I have no feelings about lettuce (does anybody have feelings about lettuce?) I really hate mayonnaise. This is a ridiculous recipe.

We’ve accidentally lost more than you can imagine. We’re an “As Seen on TV” franchise; works great a lot of the time, but ends up putting broken glass in your lemonade when you least expect it.

By the way, Rachel, fantastic tag for the article...

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

I suspect it’s because they have played nine games and lost two but I could be wrong...

Cowboys defense thought it was clear nothing was going to happen. But Ben decided to force it on them. Seems like a pattern with him.

That’s dark. And I know dark. +1 footbaw