I’m in the UK. We totally understand b/c Brexit.

I don’t know what he’s hiding, but I have a good idea where he’s hiding it.

We were wary of Trump. Suspicious of Clinton. But nobody was prepared for the Booty Queens.

Why did they come?

That sequence pissed me off so much that I started looking for something to throw at the TV. And the nearest thing at hand was the cat. And I actually picked up the cat.

oooooh. That’s good. He does use a long of weird phrases, too....

I think he might be an alien.

by having Parkinson’s?

Stool late, his appeal won’t fly and he lost the public’s trust

On the other hand, you’re bloggers who “Spend the Day Ripping Lines From Reddit,” so let’s call it even.

The only Ross that had more fun with wood was Bob.

“Minor League Baseball Team’s New Logo Is A Musclebound, Horny Shrimp”

“Mark Wahlberg Buys Beach Home In Jacksonville FL”

Finally answering the timeless question “How is Babby Formed?”

I see his name and I think of...

I’d say Huff catches hell for this, but he’d probably drop it.

The Walt Whitman Bridge seems like the ideal place to be caught with a few leaves of grass.

I understand the hesitance. Until Dak gives a back-breaking effort, it’s absolutely premature to compare him to Romo.

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

Gronk’s 69th Touchdown Party is starting a tad early.

Do you need to add any preservatives to safely can gecko pads?