This would have worked better with another character, since it would have avoided the whole meta “the original Sulu actor is gay IRL so we’re kinda referencing it I guess maybe?” thing.

I see that Wonder Woman pic and all I can think is Zack Snyder going

Someone better get that man to a pokemon center, stat!

Well ain’t that a kick in the head.

Oh god, I think Page should transfer this one to Professor Oak

He seems to have lost his “sonny” disposition.

Seems like it would be easier to just get up and lock the door before you pull your pants down.

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I have never seen a sploid article, your comment, and your avatar achieve such perfect alignment. Well done.

unless is saw something in the child that we missed. Perhaps it was obeying a higher meaning of the second clause of the 1st law.

I’d be shocked if they don’t name him Impulse

Yeah, but imagine how awesome he would look in that costume with a giant ‘fro.

Russell Crowe is Dr. Jekyll

Dana White is excited about finally being able to afford to add other fingers to his thumb of a face.

*Bobby Bonilla wakes up on pile of money, considers objecting, goes back to sleep on pile of money*

well i remember my dad taking raw eggs and cracking one in to a glass and adding a dash of hot sauce and salt and pepper and shooting it back in one shot, I tried but can’t do it.

I’ve eaten lambs brains on a couple of occasions and they are ok, nothing special but not bad either, but it’s just the look of them I can’t get over. I think ever since Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom having cutlery near a cranium does my head in

I didn’t like brains when I was a kid, but now, fried pig and calf brains are two of my favourite things to eat. But only when they are fresh, straight out the animal’s head and into the frying pan.

Scrambled eggs with brains are great. Kind of a nutty flavour.

Pork brains and eggs is delicious. Celery tastes like vomit.