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Ronnie
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So let me get this straight:

Events began to unfold around midnight, when Bess fled from police at a traffic stop near San Tan Village Parkway and Williams Field Road, according to Sgt. Jesse Sanger, Gilbert police spokesman.

Barry, not to nitpick but you could have just used this sentence like this:

You gotta admire his spunk, though.

We recognise it as the only day of summer

Well, he’s great for sure, but perfect? I mean...he’s no Ben Affleck.

With his strategically hidden Norman Peenus

Your joke bombed, Mcvay

Words can’t Conveigh how upsetting this comment is.

Oklahoma City sometimes has sudden explosions of excitement.

Do I dare ask in what fashion you use animals for entertainment?

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

Your tombstone is under further review. Hopefully it will be finished before you are done being dead.

He treats objects like women, man.

If he keeps that type of behavior up I bet the NBA will have no choice but to make him an owner.

“Well, you can’t just lock up all of them. It would be too obvious.” - Ferguson Police Department

Which is addressed in an early episode of Batman Beyond, when Sonic was using super-ventrilloquism to try to trick Bruce Wayne into thinking he might have gone crazy.

Harley Quinn didn’t become more popular after appearing in the Animated Series; Harley Quinn exists because of being created for the Animated Series.

Because jamming GPS at night and people not being able to see landmarks is a really awful idea?