Because of the contrast with Groot. With Groot, you don’t see Vin Diesel, you just hear his voice, with Black Bolt, you see Vin Diesel, but don’t hear his voice.

So, does the 25 million come out of his election fund, or is his “charity” footing the bill?

Nope, what it is is an end run around the FOIA.

How about pressure cooked along with 6 tons of tuna? And as I’ve said before, I love a bad pun in article titles.

It was a warm paraffin bath, but his assistant forgot Ripken was in there, and now it has cooled and solidified around him. Poor Cal, what a way to go...

Little Johnny was a hiker but Johnny is no more for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

My brain STILL hasn’t recovered from accidentally watching an episode of Xavier: Renegade Angel.

Non-erotic asphyxiation.

I enjoy a good pun, but I love a bad one. I’ll definitely be seeing this one. But not at the theater.

Well, they are naked and creepy looking... even better if Vibe tells everyone the aliens are actually from the Earth 2 universe. In other words, fair game!

That creepy laugh, though. It makes me think Dick may have spent some time undercover with the Joker.

Congrats on taking up the cannibalism thread and running with it.

I’m thinking he manages to find a way to get impeached before he’s inaugurated.

Well, there goes that boner...

Found your next banana recipe.

Looks like a young Titus Welliver to me.

I have seen that picture so many times, that I would almost be willing to swear that line is actually in the movie.

Well, you couldn’t really call it “fair” curation. You could use “liberal” or “anti-conservative” curation. Of course, that also qualifies as “intelligent and/or truthful” curation, but FB is trying to be all things to all people, including the Trumpaloopas.

Or DJ Snorklejerk

And here we have another shining example of “I know he said “x”, but what he really means is “y”. Please go support the Great Orange Shitlord somewhere else.