So, does the 25 million come out of his election fund, or is his “charity” footing the bill?

Nope, what it is is an end run around the FOIA.

How about pressure cooked along with 6 tons of tuna? And as I’ve said before, I love a bad pun in article titles.

It was a warm paraffin bath, but his assistant forgot Ripken was in there, and now it has cooled and solidified around him. Poor Cal, what a way to go...

Little Johnny was a hiker but Johnny is no more for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

My brain STILL hasn’t recovered from accidentally watching an episode of Xavier: Renegade Angel.

Non-erotic asphyxiation.

I’m thinking he manages to find a way to get impeached before he’s inaugurated.

Well, there goes that boner...

Found your next banana recipe.

Looks like a young Titus Welliver to me.

And here we have another shining example of “I know he said “x”, but what he really means is “y”. Please go support the Great Orange Shitlord somewhere else.

You don’t have to add any bathrooms, just change the signage and put locking handles on the doors. Boom, single-occupancy restroom.

I’ll be really surprised if Trump isn’t impeached within the first six months. Hell, he may find a way to get impeached before he takes the oath.

Over the past year, I’ve unfollowed every Trumpaloopa on my friends list on FB, with the intention of following them again after the election. Fuck that. I forsee a weekend of much drinking and mass unfriending in my near future.

This sure feels a lot like the Brexit vote. “It’ll never happen!”

So, anyone else starting to panic?

Armed: Handgun. Heavily Armed: “Assault Rifle” Of course, you also have to keep this in mind:

I’m thinking it may be a letter from a Bill Belichick, but not the Bill Belichick.

Personally, I’m looking forward to Supreme Court Justice Barack Obama.