As soon as I saw the gif, I scrolled down here to make that comment. FFP, the Usain Bolt of commenting.

Usually when you’re a person who tends to “c’mon guys.”

Came looking for the cassowary, was not disappointed.

I ran across Xavier late one night channel surfing, and I honestly thought I had had a stroke. My brain just gave up on trying to understand what was going on.

Voyager and Enterprise aren’t referred to as much with the initials, but ST:TOS, ST:TNG and ST:DS9 would like to disagree with you.

Well, it’s better than CW’s “the Big Bad for this season is... a speedster!” since they haven’t realized the other two ways to defeat Flash - outsmart him or outnumber him.

Solo so low?

And Liam Neeson!

It’s a spin-off location.

Dick Pound!

And the gold medal winner for most obvious take of these comments goes to...

I’d want a relaxing haunting, so maybe Bob Ross?

People may not be able to compare themselves to his archery skills, as they don’t have any experience with archery. But this, they can: his signature. I don’t know about you, but it is 12 times more legible than mine!

He has a more natural-looking prosthesis for when he want’s to wear both boots.

Which means she’s still younger mentally, she’s just physically older. Gotham writers need to learn a new word - squick.

Heh, there’s a scene in the Iron Druid series by Kevin Hearne where the druid and Jesus stop in an Irish pub in Arizona for some fish and chips and a pint.

Great series, and the inspiration behind it is even better. Butcher was at a writing workshop, and someone bet him he couldn’t come up with a good story based on a lame idea they picked for him. Butcher upped the ante and told them to pick two lame ideas that he would combine. The suggestions? Rome’s Lost Legion and…

I see stories like this, and the first thing that pops into my head is what I could DO as a financial advisor to NFL players. Give me three months, and I could retire.

He’s one of those people that agrees with the slogan “Keep Portland Weird”, but doesn’t realize he’s on the wrong coast.