Well at least it’s better than Stinkor, with patchouli pouring out of his every pore.

If you can’t be bothered to lock the door before you start, you either deserve to get walked in on...

The idea is disturbing at first, but after a bit of thought, I wouldn’t mind a leather coat made from skin grown from my own DNA.

I think Grodd would fit better after they undo Flashpoint: Harry has Jay re-open a breach to Earth-1 to beg for help from Flash as Grodd is leading an army of super-intelligent gorillas to take over the multiverse!

B’wana Beast!

Well, the UFC probably wants a tomato can for DC, just as a consolation prize. What will be hilarious is if Silva steps up with no notice, and wins.

My dad is a big fan of pork brains and scrambled eggs. I, however, am a big fan of eating foods that I’m not going to immediately vomit back onto the plate, so I do not partake.

I can see Reedus as Blaze, but not Ketch or Reyes.

Shout out in solidarity to all those out there with me on IT help desks today - stay strong! We can struggle through all of these repeated calls from those users who haven’t bothered to read their emails yet.

An off-topic comment about gun nuts and/or Trump.

Someone carrying loaded guns around in a duffel bag deserves to be dead, it’s just lucky no one else was hurt.

Here’s hoping that one of those fridges has Felicity’s name on it.

Almond squeezins!

That sounds a lot like Elon Musk’s “Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly”.

Man, I can’t believe I JUST NOW figured out the joke in the title of the game. I fear I am no longer infantile enough to truly enjoy South Park.

Overloaded Goblet squats. As an added bonus, if your knees give out during the exercise, you may be able to break your nose, also!

So, I guess the “lifetime” they were banned for was Kimbo Slice’s lifetime.

Somebody owns those likeness rights.

It’s a new dance move, the Lindor Truffle Shuffle.

I legitimately gagged at this comment. Congrats!