Well, he’s got good fundamentals and just out hustles the other guy.

It helps to look skilled with your opponent is too drunk to get past the intimidation phase of a fight.

he clearly knew how to fight. Cox thought he could just straight intimidate him and he got knocked on his ass twice for it

Are you saying that the white guy is deceptively fast? He’s probably a gym rat.

He looked completely outsized but definitely more sober. The real question is - How the hell did he lose his shoe?

gotta appreciate his motor

Pretty certain he landed one, probably two, cheap-as-hell sucker punches. I don’t blame him. When you’re that outmatched you gotta bring the nasty

Agreed. Unfortunately the cameraman had a difficult time tracking both fights, we missed the shot that fell the big man and the take down by Dawkins. This is why we really need multiple cameramen and a cage to contain the action.

You’re like those announcers who call white guys deceptively athletic

You mean lurch? I’d be surprised if the guy even had a bruised cheek tomorrow, just beyond drunk.

Uh, No. Cox just keeps leading with the face and throws zero punches. C’mon Cox, what the fuck are you doing?

Cox jersey guy just kept coming forward like one of those slow big bad guys in Double Dragon. He’s impossible to KO!

I’m still waiting for an investigation into the Rocky Balboa/Thunderlips fight from 1982. I have a sneaking suspicion it wasn’t entirely on the level...

The Process is like a frog in a pot of water slowly brought to a boil.

“The same frozen water we use to ice our various and debilitating maladies fills the tumblers of brown liquor our fans cry into.” 

Who the hell boils eggs and potatoes in the same pot of water?

Well, at least for the Lakers:

“Politically diverse” does not mean 50/50.

In re: the recent brouhaha about the anthems, hasn’t the NBA in fact taken a harder line than the NFL?