hey but my comment noting the “week” thing had to be in like the top five comments calling out the “week” thing right?

;-)

I is a gradooate uf hewked an phoniks.

His history is rife with awful, evil deeds.

But what about the month?

But what’s the tool for next week?!

Weak. Speling is importunt.

This is just throwing the odd bone here and there to give their supporters enough ammo to go “look, they aren’t racist/sexist etc etc because they investigated x” and give the veneer of protecting rights rather than removing them from others.

Right, that kind of goes without saying, though.

In the immortal words of Dennis Green, Vice is who we thought they are.

They want food and paper towels and also electricity. Nothing is enough for those people!

Well, you know, the real villains here are those greedy Puerto Ricans whose natural disaster has completely thrown our budget in disarray.

Instead of filming a third movie, I think they should just continue to hiss at each other on social media and in interviews for a while. It’s probably as embarrassing as a third movie would be, and like a final movie, I will still watch it.

No shit. I’ve talked to McGuire and he was a nice guy. Bonds was an asshole to EVERYONE, my then 6 year old daughter said “hi” to him and he spun around like someone wanted to fight him. Dick. But let’s not let that get in the way of a nice race-card game. Bonds isn’t an asshole because he’s black, he’s just an…

I think so. I say it with 95% certainty. If you take his average pre-age 40 season of 210 hits per year (lets be fair and accept his decline, but with limitations because he is playing at an atypically advanced age right now), and say he started in the MLB at age 21 (gave him 6 seasons at that average), and then added…

That training would require shedding a huge amount of his body mass. There’s a reason that runners tend to be small.

Holy shit, that is amazing. Two thumbs up!

As long as it works.

Well, Hefner was certainly at the age where a new body would’ve been useful, so this tweet checks out.

How does this have ONE FUCKING LIKE?!?!