i would seriously buy your book

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

Isn’t it ironic?

Bold move to turn down the thousands I’m sure you were offered by major news outlets for this scoop and instead, opting to announce it via Deadspin comment section.

*severely fucks up the part of my body my living is dependent on with a toy for children* im the most scientific mothrefucker out here libs

Get back to work, Rom. Those synergies aren’t just going to emerge out of the fucking blue.

Sounds like you need to refocus your synergies into a new paradigm shift.

Celebrities, they’re just like us!

Rom my whole fucking life is blogs.

Either “would this make a good blog” or “what’s the story here.” And, maybe after like a year or two of working a non-journalism job?

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

For every golf club they add, they must remove two bones.

As an erstwhile Knickerbocker fan, I give you a dejected +1.

Let’s crash this sea-weary ship into the rocks!

Nikola Mirotic is not technically alive, having been cursed with a wasting disease by the gypsy woman from the novel ‘Thinner’.

Fuck off with your poignant analysis and astute observations. Give me non-sequitur, absurdist humor or get lost.

It’s so weird you say that about Butler, too, because at Marquette getting others involved was his signature skill, and why I was pretty sure he was going to be a good pro no matter where he landed. He did everything on offense, including running it for long stretches if the PGs were in foul trouble, and he could…