Ahhh, the hallucinations are back.

This comment isn’t whimsical or hallucinatory enough!

Yeah, that part killed me. How charitable of him to play catch with his own children.

He rifles them in there. And if they drop it, he won’t throw it to them for the rest of the day.

You know Captain America IS a Nazi now, right?

shut the fuck up

This notion that a place like Oregon (4 out of 10 voters went Trump) is so much more enlightened than some “backwater” place like Ohio (5 of 10 for Trump) is silly and not to be taken seriously.

We’re all fucked.

Seems rather presumptuous to address him by his first name, Rom.

Legally, Duke has right of first refusal for all scholar/athletes south of the Mason Dixon line named Chase Hunter.

I was just milling around today thinking “You know, it’s been a while since I read a good Rom Romberts post”

Keep grinding, brah.

welp, this covers my nightmares for at least a week

I don’t know. Seems like they leveraged core competencies to try and get proactive with target demographics while maximizing the internet of things to accelerate perceivables.

I’ve worked in marketing and advertising since I left college, maybe five years ago or something, and I still have no idea what the hell is going on. This is what happens when you fill an office with a few graphic designers and a bunch of people who bullshitted their way through Foucault for at least four years. I…

I’ve worked in marketing for over 10 years and I 100% approve your comment.

Augh, more nautical metaphors??