That was great, deeply disturbing book.

Thank god the fun police showed up. Honestly, what’s the point of your comment? Just wanted to rain on someone’s parade?

Oh boy this guy got mad

100000000% yes please hire me to do this.

Why Los Angeles? Because the world needs to know what it would be like if Schaumburg were warmer and had a beach.

You can never go wrong with Rom Roberts.

This is so, so perfect.

Haha but sometimes winter DOES actually feel that way. Then summer comes and it’s like the scene in Wizard of Oz when Dorothy steps out of black and white and into technicolor.

We gotta get you out of the greys here on Jezebel. The public deserves to hear your voice!

Chicago is great.

This is the darkest timeline

I’ve spent way too much time visualizing this.

The only person who can stop a bad coral bleaching with a gun is... a... goodguywithagun. THERE.

If you don’t get a powerful erection, you don’t make the cut.

Yes. He’s a dolphin.

My grandfather helped build Going to the Sun. I grew up about 25 minutes outside of the park. It’s magnificent to visit (even if I never want to live in Montana ever again). But to really appreciate it you have to do at least one hike that isn’t tourist heavy. My favorites are Iceberg Lake and the Sperry Trail which…

Glacier for the win.

The city is actually on a pretty large and fast uptick of activity downtown.. Will it ever be Chicago or NYC, nah, but there's definitely be a massive improvement to the city in the past couple of years.

What the everloving fuck is wrong with some people? Sometimes I really lose faith in the human race and start thinking that a meteor really might be the best solution.