skids next to you in my IROC

This comment isn't getting the stars it deserves. *flicks cigarette*

Damn, it’s getting a little dusty in here...

I remember when my first son was learning to walk. Every time he stumbled and fell, I would scream “You blew it!” He seemed to think I was kidding and would laugh hysterically. In fact, I suspect the little shit started falling on purpose.

You’re actually staying at The Cuck, but it’s been refocused. It is now a forum where men can come to talk openly about their fucked-up dicks. You’ll be doing important work.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

So nothing’s changing?

If Kinja disappears in the wake of the auction, the largest loss to our society will be your commentary. Please let us know when you inevitably start a religion/cult/political organization so we can sign on.

Pay him no mind, he’s just salty because we own the moon, and he lives in a country that has flying poisonous crocodiles and no moon ownership.

Deadspin was a website and commenting community that introduced me to a kind of humor I didn’t know existed, and I am both better and worse for it. Better to have laughed my ass off for years, at no cost. Worse because I know know the world is full of normies who will never get the joke and will not quite understand…

Let’s Remember Some Bloggers

If anything happens to you in the great purge to come, I don’t know if I’ll recover.

I am LOVING that your posting has intensified these past few days.

Drink some toilet water and be a man.

Yes sir. A G&T with an extra helping of lime.

Sports are just so fascinatingly weird.

It sounds like this creature has no arms? If so it still probably shoots better than any of the three of them.

“It all makes sense now”- 9th Level Pyromancer Bert Emmanuel

The loon-threaded silence. The cream cheese penis. Five push-ups in a row.

Yes. Need more of this.