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If you haven’t entered yourself in a Turing Test before, you’re missing out on a real treat.

This comment is my everything. Bless your heart. Bless it so much.

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Started off boring as fuck but really picked up towards the end.

You are incredible and have brought delight to my afternoon :)

Man, Hemingway got weird near the end.

Why are people who make a career out of something most people desperately try to avoid, physical combat, so aggressive?

Goodbye sweet prince

Tell me Kevin, what owner is worth celebrating?

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

Damn. And I was really hoping Rose’s career wasn’t over.

His entire campaign was only ever supposed to be a leftward nudge for Clinton. It took off in ways he (and certainly his campaign) never expected, and he had a genuine chance for a while there. If they’d been more prepared from the beginning, I honestly think he could have beaten Clinton handily, but the relative…

No, his campaign was intended to bring a certain perspective on certain issues out of the political fringes and into mainstream public discourse; he was irrefutably successful in doing so.

Who the hell brings an inflatable penis to a bachelor party?

This take just melted my retinas.

HAWT TAEKS INCOMING

Thanks to universal health care in Canada, however, the goose is fine. The Eagle, on the other hand, is a low-wage-earning diabetic that can’t get time off from work when her kids are sick. So, you know, call it a tie.

NERF DRAYMOND BLIZZ!