Nonsense! What bowling alley has protected wifi?

I enjoyed ever last muon of this.

I for one await the inevitable award of an expansion franchise to the Large Hadron Collider.

That puts them ahead of 17 other states. Pretty much right in the middle.

since there’s no kinja PM feature i’ll leave this here:

“Dearest,

Nothing in the world makes more sense to me than “Ryan” namedropping his Droid.

By refusing to take the oath, they are disrupting established paradigms and creating synergistic through-put.

I like it. Theon is the most logical choice for redeption value, with Sansa next....but that would have to be a pretty dramatic turn for Theon to go from whipped slave to hero....going to take more than one season for that kind of courage to return.

Yes, it seems odd that the writer forgot one of the key players in Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares...

This is the craziest god damn post you’ve ever put on kinja.

1000/1: Theon strangles him with severed Greyjoy peen.

Left-right, web-TV, USA-Canada, college-retirement, GM LLC authors-commenters, in common to all of these is "anger sells."

Is this sarcasm? Because that’s completely false.

He “turned it around” by eviscerating city budgets so that people like me can pay higher taxes for fewer or shittier services. Larger cities are trying to cover shortfalls of tens of millions of dollars while small towns and villages have lost a couple million a year. Goodbye services for the poor and aged! Goodbye…

To me, LeBron really should focus on improving his wing and corner jumpers and move away from the front court. As the years have gone by, it’s become clear LeBron benefits more and more from drawing attention away from the front and towards the sides.

Of course, when Rom Romberts says “in the grays” he means “being among the morphologically ambivalent and chromatically neutral extraterrestrials.”

As paramours of a certain age are quick to point out, it’s better to be in the grays than in nothing at all.