What are you?

Now all I wanna do is drink and eat biscuits n gravy while watching this technology play out in a finals game. Thank you

In my head, I hear Bill Walton’s voice reading this and then it all makes sense, man.

This comment gets better and better as it goes along

YOU SHOULD BE PRESIDENT!

I hate this tweet so much

I mean, work in a little bit of a Sam/Diane thing with a couple of main characters, make sure your goofy oddball character skews “zany” moreso than “dark” (aren’t we all just about over morbid shit by now?), and give somebody an evil identical cousin who shows up three times a season and I’ll greenlight it without a…

I’m an animator. i love alf. let’s do this.

So, you’re trying to make a Rom Com, then?

Good ones, for sure, though I’d fear your ideas would soon rub dangerously close to Too Many Cooks

This sounds suspiciously like the beginning of Too Many Cooks

Read that like Gerard Butler in 300.

LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN…

This man confuses me.

Oh gods, I can see it now.

Oh sure, April Fools is the only day you give serious responses to stories.

Will you marry me? I can put on a football costume.