put ALL men in JAIL but put all men under 5'10 in a MUCH WORSE JAIL!!!!!!@

*looks at bulls roster*

lol at Tom Brady and Tom Cruise being “victims”

Do u want to go watch the Indians play? It’s pretty nice out. Can meet u there.

*spends the rest of the afternoon crawling through google images of this man’s absurd, reality-defying chin void*

highly erotic pivot to video, imo

FUCK

I am new to MMA and boxing, but I’ve really enjoyed it. It is amazing to me that these men seal their fists inside orbs of concrete and then spin around like tops inside the ring and when the concrete orbs smash against their opponent, pieces of the opponents body will just explode in a red spray of gore. But the…

ONE OF THESE FAT FLYING FIRE FUCKS IS GONNA DIE TO A DUMB ARROW AND COME BACK AS AN ICE DRAGON THERES NO WAY THIS WONT HAPPEN

i’m the guy taking notes when the irradiated baked ziti wearing a suit says it saw donald trump throw footballs at a tire

we are less than a decade away from sweat-wicking technology so powerful that if you put the shirt on your body the fabric pulls your flesh through and sprays it out into the air - a pinkish fog of ephemera and a crumpled, high-tech piece of athletic wear where a human torso used to be...the ultimate workout.

im the guy who enthusiastically claps when the president of america blows an o-ring while jerking off a robot

finally deadspin appears to be covering volleyball. those are volleyballs right?

To me, this is just called “sex.”

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yes

i love it when 30 year old beard guys figure out america now and going forward and they write a book about it

i refuse to google that term

almost certainly not but thank you!

I love your cat too.