tough but fair

sure

aren’t we all?

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

Sounds very much like the “Kill Team” variant of Warhammer 40k. I am such a sucker for Star Wars ships, too. Urge to devastate bank account buying ANOTHER set of tabletop miniatures....rising.

No. See. Ok. So back in 1998 while investigating the murder of Laura Palmer, the REAL Phil Jackson somehow managed to travel “between dimensions” and he became “stuck” in what’s referred to as “the black lodge,” which is sort of an interdimensional purgatory. Anyway, since his essence passed from this realm into that…

yeah what a stinking pile of trash we are! just total trash people with trash lives and idiot hopes and dreams! what a stupid awful place nobody would want to be caught dead let alone live for an extended period of time in relative happiness! gosh i wish i lived in a real city with things like buildings and people…

we’re all just having fun over here but cleveland rules don’t ever come back.

Yeah I’m murky on the details. I know it was plowing ahead. And if I recall correctly there are some shady details baked into it that will, I’m guessing, work in gilberts favor as opposed to cleveland’s.

Perhaps we are looking at this thing from the wrong angle. For a moment, go ahead and squeeze all of your muscles so your soul squirts out of your nose. There. Now you are a killer. Now you are the business prophet. Your mother approaches you and all you can see is a complex diagram of revenue and cost. It’s trying to…

Barry what are they leaking?

The Bulls currently have no realistically window in which to be legitimately competitive. There’s no team they can build in any reasonably foreseeable future that competes. Trading him now just makes sense. The problem is they’re going to find a way to fuck it up and their haul from trading away an All-Star will be 27…

we’re going to lose and the city will fall back into the void rift we JUST clawed out of and demons will once again be allowed to gnaw on my softest bits

Oh why am I called Scooter?

I was WAY OFF BRAND

nobody with a chin like that moves that quickly through a workout like that

I had a spontaneous pneumothorax at the tail end of high school. At the time, I was warming up for our last practice before leaving for club volleyball national championships. Felt like an intense cramp at first. Tried to jog it off and drink some water, but it just kept getting worse until my left side from my neck…

no fucking chance

JEFF NO

the year is 3269 and there is not a single woke country on the planet and there never was so it’s fairly unremarkable for me to point that out