i wish this teen well but shit like this sustains my old dead ass

actually it’s good that we’re all standing on a garbage barge in space making fun of each other.

this is how health care works now

just wanted to say that this is in fact good

to think the guy who smashes eggs on his head with celebs coulda been the tip of the spear for the revolution

if these games were a david attenborough narrated, planet-earth style thing, the music the raptors would get when they tried to do basketball things would be the jaunty oboe of the hapless penguins that eventually get their brains bashed against the rocks by sea lions and orca whales

ah.

Can you play hockey in the most competitive pipelines as a youngster and also be poor?

first espn

I feel bad for Fred Hoiberg. You know, like, not THAT bad or whatever. But bad-ish. I feel a passing whisp of sadness ok? He’s very obviously not an NBA coach. Maybe he will never be a competent coach of professional basketball players. Who knows? He clearly has limited command of every single aspect of the game that…

Imagine a player with the head of a very smart kind of elephant and the body of, well, also an elephant but FAST! Now imagine a man who is half goat and he has hooks for hands. That’s crazy! Why not? Why can’t I have hooks for hands and live in the sewer? I’m just saying there’s no real reason why not. Cam Newton. Tom…

(i know - best of luck to you crazy kids btw)

This is definitely one of the podcasts that exists out there in the market today.

its almost like you aren’t used to winning

REPORTER: Will Brody fix the drywall he damaged during the 2k17 Beaches ‘n Bitches Party?

One of the things the birds did with my bird feeder was immediately and violently eat all of the available seed within a very short time frame after I hung the thing. The birds very much want all of the seeds immediately and I cannot blame them.

Love u 2 dannibalcorpse

Thought so. Would *sort of* explain a little bit here.

for whatever it’s worth, it feels like ESPN Cleveland operates like, well, some sort of ESPN franchise? And maybe that’s the case. I don’t know how these affiliate radio stations and ESPN [insert city] satellite websites work. But Grossi and others very clearly work for something called “Good Karma Brands.” They…

Also I am very much here for your “wide feed.”