This is the best Bulls team in a generation and you’re talking about the Warriors. Fake news. Unreal.

Interesting that you didn’t write even one word about how that brief contact was more than enough time for Belichick to release his spores into James’ lungs. The gestation of the spores is only a few weeks, so come playoff time I expect LeBron’s DNA to be 50% Belichick. Not sure what that means for the Cavs just…

Next year the widow of the Navy SEAL will have to defeat CT from MTV’s The Challenge in a head to head foam baton battle while suspended over the assembled joint session of Congress.

I treasure these moments we share together.

Thank you I cannot wait for that either.

scene from a “far left” math class

Love this team. Can’t wait to watch Boogie and The Brow both score 30 a game and spend entire seasons nipping at the heels of the 8 seed in the West.

technically if a sheep is not alive it is called a goat

i invited you. you had your chance. and now you’re sitting there writing passive aggressive blogs. we had a great time eating sheep dick and ram eyes on the rim of a frozen volcano that smelled like hellpoop! i’ve never seen so many “j’s” and “k’s” in my life! there was a man playing an instrument with strings that…

I guarantee this dog will be wearing a patriots jersey next year and lining up in the slot.

typical new york elitist gentrifying the universe

Wow. Nor would I

One of the most difficult things to take into account with long term contracts as an aging pro athlete is how the game will change and whether the game and your competitors will pass you by and make it seem like you’ve hung on too long. There is a strong chance that in the distant future of 2019, tennis nets balls and…

Instead of reading this I’m just going to sit here and vibrate my body so that I slip through the screen of space time and end up back in 2011 so I can watch Derrick Rose be anything other than insanely depressing.

pretty selfish of him to have emotions

Lots of kids dressing up as Jake Tapper for Halloween this year. Proves you wrong I guess.

Let’s go to the Wisconsin dells, friends

50 Shades of Beige

;)

i agree 100%