Scientist: *looks at chart, takes glasses off, clearly shocked* get...get the president on the phone

WELL YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT LONGER BECAUSE THIS TRASH IS POOP

All I think about is training. I want to train so hard that police have to arrest me when I lift weights because when I lift them I throw them into space and that is theft or at least destruction of property in many many states but my defense attorney also trains extremely hard so I usually get out of the charges and…

ok

she sounds awesome. i hope she dreams in marketing language like the lady in ‘arrival’ and, by fully understanding marketing-speak, can somehow see through time.

In this market, you have to move fast to capitalize on potential gains within cultural subsets. If you aren’t doing community-based targeting strategies, you’re losing out on potential gains in market share. I am dead inside, there is only market share.

“to help launch our brand into the market...”

i think it’s rude to block someone’s shot without asking

EXPLAIN YOURSELF

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

for sure. it’s pretty impressive/ridiculous.

technically they are not but also technically i’m not sure the stuff that runs through the cuyahoga is “water”

The mighty cuyahoga. It’s full of bugs n poop!

I like this version best.

please let me know if this is post is better or worse so i can dial in on it

ok how is this?

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

Man that L is really fucking that A pretty good with its lightning penis. Seems consensual so that’s great.

just sit back and let it happen

...and in an odd way, it wasn’t until he lifted the team up from San Diego and forced it to play on a kind of aircraft carrier thing that could fly and also be a boat and wasn’t directly connected to any particular populace or geography at all that Spanos could SEE the damage he wrought, and the tarnished legacy he…