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Rom Romberts
romromberts

I’ve never focused on a single thing as long as those whackers focused on that dot.

Ok. I wonder if our soon-to-be President has a personality disorder and, if he does, I wonder how it will impact the ways he makes decisions that will directly impact me and millions of other humans. Given the inevitability of his Presidency and the immediacy of the impact he will have on me, my country, and the

this does not trivialize mental health

I understand that line of thought. I think that’s fair to say. I’m not a mental health professional. I get that it’s stupid for me to throw something like this out there like I have any clue what I’m talking about. But even if Trump *hypothetically* has some sort of personality disorder (which he absolutely positively

interesting take

I can totally believe it. Bro.

Which arguments or lines of reasoning or conversations have you found to have the most utility when talking about Trump? Nothing, not one single thing has worked. You say it yourself....everyone sees all these behaviors and it makes to difference to them. Everything is meaningless. Should we even attempt to try to

neat

no

Yes, what a dumb and stupid thing to do. Relatedly, when my fingers bleed from typing too many comments, I always dip them into Dr. Alabaster’s FishMud Finger Remedy - the natural way to keep the bones inside your skin...where it belongs! If I don’t use Dr. Alabaster’s FishMud Finger Remedy after typing a scorching

A shame that these eTrade Golf Dads don’t know a single person of color (“a black,” in their parlance) with whom they can share this wisdom.

my favorite time of the year is the yawning chasm between christmas and, i don’t know, april because it’s good practice for the long anxiety threaded paralysis of death that awaits us all no matter how many benches we press

I am the fit boy doing a few air squats in the mirror and then casually stretching my quads one leg at a time and grimacing for 30 minutes. I have programmed the bike and I am pedaling. There is a bank of televisions. On a cosmic timescale, I am already dead. When I have consumed my recovery shake, you will know that

I was raised by my mother and my grandmother. My father was a distant figure throughout my life. When I put on my cowboy hat and speedo and rollerbladed into Claire’s to get my belly button pierced as a young man, it wasn’t because I didn’t have a dad. It was because I fucking ruled.

lol

I do not believe, not for one fucking second, that people OPENLY BOO the O-H chant OR fucking Hang On Sloopy. THAT is some bullshit. That would never, ever, not in one million fucking years happen anywhere in the state of fucking Ohio, let alone fucking Columbus. I made a broad generalization about a recently relevant

aw. I am appropriately appreciated just about everywhere I go, but thank you!