God I wish I had such a quality brand. If I could just wake up every single day and speak with a strong brand voice I would finally be happy. If my image matched my calculated and strategic brand voice and identity, my father might finally understand my brand messaging and convert, completely, to MY brand. I would…

This is good. Thanks.

you should watch the Chicago Bulls. They will ruin whatever positive store of basketball interest you’ve accumulated in the last year.

Browns fan: We’re only bad because we have the worst luck.

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....as well as three of Chyna’s sisters, her dear friend Treasure, and mom Tokyo Toni who fly...

He won by 13k votes in Michigan. The people who came out for Obama in Ohio in years past stayed home. I get that the voting corridor along the east coast is critically important. But reaching the people outside of that corridor matters.

From what I’ve see we had about the same volume of people come punch the republican ticket as did for Romney. Perhaps even slightly less. What we were missing this year was the extra turnout that buoyed Obama. People stayed home. People didn’t vote. And look. I don’t have answers, man. I’m some dumbfuck on the…

Trump: I can’t wait to make love to Vladamir, the holy avatar of mother Russia, right here on this fucking rug just as soon as I can have some alone time.

HAHA! WE ARE GOING TO DIE SOON!

I am not elevating “the flyover states” above in depth dives in to the inner workings of people struggling to gain some economic independence there or above inner life for folks on reservations. The media treated Donald Trump and his supporters like a joke the entire time. Look at these goofy wackjobs! Haha! What will…

sorry. i’m not sure i intended that for you after re-reading your post.

so move to new york city and live there and every now and then remember the horrible racist fucks from NEPA as they ABSOLUTELY CRUSH YOU at the polls because your vote is effectively nullified by living in New York.

you can pretend the people between the coasts don’t exist in a real way all you want. you can highlight their unquestionable flaws and shortcomings and idiocy and you can laugh about it. but they EXIST and they just elected donald trump to the most powerful position in the world. the sooner people in our hallowed…

Amen. Leave New York for a few fucking minutes and don’t look at us folks who live between the coasts like sad zoo animals living in a relentless hell where we can’t go see Hamilton on a given Wednesday night or eat at the world’s greatest Korean German fusion farm to table restaurant. That would be a good start.

I love how you make this the focal point and you don’t even mention how, after the play, the back helmsman decapitated 17 geese with his longsword to secure 15 toggle points, which, by the way, the priest converted easily into 2 victory runes.

Romans 3:16

The old sex boys of the slippery surface are at it again. Here they come, oiled chests caked with flour and whole grains, stumbling across the frozen ice toward the scoring area where the goal knight trembles within his painted armor. All the while the fans in attendance, women and men alike, are jackhammering their…

MAKE THEM ALL WEAR ROLLERBLADES AND GIVE THEM LONG POLES WITH HOOKS ON THE END FOR SOME REASON!!

Cannot wait for the NFL in Trump’s America. It will revert to its original form: two teams of 50 men bludgeoning an endangered whale with wooden clubs in a stadium filled with hundreds of thousands of screaming fans. The game ends when one team strikes the killing blow or the stock market crashes. Whichever comes…