Yeah, you know, there’s certainly no way for me to DISPROVE your comment. And it was actually interesting to google this thing. I’ve never once thought he was anything other than a big old white dude, but apparently this is a common question for some folks out there. Odd.

I did not know that he was of mixed racial backgrounds, and my googling powers are coming up short. Care to fill me in?

Huh?

bring her back and set her within a triangle

Old White Man Wants Things To Be The Way They Used To Be

A sobering review. Thank you.

Yo it starts with a cute little gathering where you get to eat delicious goat with your buddies in the bleachers. But look, man, when you make a deal with even a very minor daemon you know that eventually the whole thing is going to increase in volume. If Wrigley Field doesn’t constantly have a black plume of smoke…

When my longing for a deeper sense of human connection and humanity becomes almost too much to bear, I barricade myself in a Starbucks and consume each and every Unity Cup I can before the police can take me away. Thousands and thousands of faces connected by one single line are slowly digesting in my engorged…

General Admission floor tickets, seats, or avoid concerts altogether?

hahahaha WE ARE ALL FUCKING DOOMED

Look man, while I agree that at least one of the dozen or so Plumlees playing in the NBA should be on the list, I’m just not sure it’s a good idea. There are THOUSANDS of Plumlees out there. They aren’t separate entities. It’s a hive mind. And you’ve just called them all out. I wouldn’t be surprised if, after sundown…

Napoleon “Nap” Lajoei, a pretty excellent player a hundred years ago.

pretty sure that’s it!

Put wahoo away forever.

somewhere right now a conservative blogger is angrily pounding out a post about how hillary robbed the benghazi people of seeing this historic moment.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

When the Cubs won my 127 year old grandfather who was a Cubs fan simply walked out into the yard and evaporated. I assume this has happened to many other people. I immediately took possession of his house and items and sold them so that I could purchase a backup PS4 and some new Uggs.

I wish we could just go back to the time when you had to climb a floating magnet mountain, sneak up behind a flying lizard horse, jump on it, wrap your hair penis around its hair penis so your brains could talk, and then become friends forever so you could defeat capitalism robots with your gigantic blue friends who…

If the White Sox aren’t Junkrat I don’t know who is

I owned two college basketball jerseys in my time...