I’m sure she would insist you refer to her by her formal name, Libby Watson, Child Blogger.

Where’s the fun in that?

That’s terribly unfortunate, because I was just bluffing the whole time! I’m not going anywhere no matter what you say!

Who is this “we” you speak of? Are you referring to the Royal “we?” Or are you saying “We, as a hive mind of delusional activists, want you to fuck off.” This is important, because it will determine which direction I choose to “fuck.”

It’s so egregious that now -I- want to put a bullet through her head.

“He have choked me before.” She sounds like a real winner.

There’s literally nothing reasonable about anyone in NYC.

Bro’s got nothing to fight back with except overused memes. Gotta love it.

Anything that prevents them from gaining wholesale control of the country is their enemy.

A progressive think tank spouting AOC’s Green New Deal word for word on its front page came up with a poll showing her being the most popular person? I’m shocked, SHOCKED.

Libby Watson, Child Blogger, might have recognized it - but only because she sent one out to try and get people to pay her rent through a GoFundMe.

Getting the electoral college abolished has about as much chance of happening as AOC’s Green New Deal.

Ah yes, I for one am fully confident that a 28 year old bartender from NYC knows more about the electoral college than everyone else.

“Bedbug” is, however, a strangely specific insult. What’s next, calling people “Dust mites” or “screw flies?”

Ridiculed by a bunch of naive college students? The horror!

A black man advocating violence against women? I’m SHOCKED, shocked I tell you.

Would you prefer “Jungle bunny?” At least gorillas are cool.

Hahahaha, “Microaggression.”

Yeah, I’m sure the developers are really going to miss the 15 product sales that represents the Kotaku reader base.

What “common man” does?