There we go! Thanks Tomato.

You mean to promote my comment? Yeah, I’m sure he will - have you not figured out that he is Tomatoface?

So Rafi Schwartz is now pro-mass shootings. Gotcha.

Cocaine doesn’t kill brain cells. Heart cells, yes. But its only effect on the brain is dumping dopamine to your system much like MDMA does.

Splinter just had ClashTalk nuked. Talk about thin skin.

America ignores your bullshit and claims that you’re “part of the developed world” because no other country has 370 million people. So, enjoy eating shit and feeling stupid. I’m sure your friends at the Hipster bar will figure it out.

Oh my God, this is so horrible!..

Splinter News - We have no news to write about, so here’s some obscure shit.

You mean like how Obama went on the apology tour and did nothing for anyone?

I’m sure Icelandic relations are truly unstable!..Except they’re not.

I love how cgo loves to promote my comments, his subversive trolling methods are fantastic. It also gives me the opportunity to promote comments like yours, which actually make sense.

Now that we’ve established that Greenwell has no fucking clue what “gaslight” means, I think we can rest assured that nobody on the Splinter staff has even the remotest idea, so you guys might want to just let it slip out of your vernacular.

Yes, I hear Walmart not paying baggers enough is the leading cause of poverty in the world.

Who would’ve thought a car manufacturer whose product may occasionally spontaneously burst in to flames would have a subsidiary whose product also may occasionally spontaneously burst in to flames?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t the Matrix written by the Wachowski BROTHERS?

Yeah, and Disney does nothing for Sony’s Spider Man movies, or for the Venom movies. If Disney wanted 50% of the box, then I’d counter by saying they had to pay 40% of production.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone tried to warn you..

2016 was the Left’s 9/11.

Go to China and slander their government on an open, public platform. Then tell me how “stupid” that Constitution is.

This is a pretty rich slam coming from Splinter bloggers who do literally nothing but sit on Twitter 24/7.