But what are the odds that the letter writer lacks any social skills and could not discern between sarcastically saying something like “That’s coming out of your paycheck” and instead freaked out over it. Keep in mind that at least 75+% of these letters have clearly been written by utter mongoloids who only leave…

Oh no, I’m aware. I’m aware they’re about 70% conjecture drawn from 30% data and tend to be comically wrong. Kind of like when Trump wins an electoral landslide when he was supposed to lose in comical fashion. Nobody, in their entire life, has willingly taken a poll from anyone unless there’s an incentive...Given that…

Doogie Howser, MD.

Of course, because if Vox publishes it we all know it isn’t a bunch of bullshit.

Yes, yes he does appeal to people capable of rational thought. Meanwhile you’re sitting around, screaming impotently about “WHY WON’T SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING?!” to a TV screen. The answer is because most people are relatively happy. They don’t feel there’s anything wrong. The silent majority lost you the presidency, but…

That they both publish trash? My best guess.

Yeah, I’m sure Bernie, man who has accomplished incredibly little in his long tenure, could make this better. Ha!

Yes, how dare Joe Biden tell you to fuck off after you try to lump him in to being as retarded as every other candidate! The NERVE!

This article’s attempt at making reasonable connections sort of reminds me of those connection diagrams Glenn Beck used to draw on that chalkboard.

This never gets old, and the people that fall for it are always spectacularly confused.

I got this reference, but I’m just not sure if it rolls off the tongue quite as well..

Crosbie trying to hopelessly pad his view count so he doesn’t get canned next.

You’re an awfully angry little person, aren’t ya? “WAHHHH I HAVE NO SUBSTANTIVE RESPONSE SO I WILL NOW HURL BASELESS INSULTS AND THEN EVERYONE WILL PAT ME ON THE BACK FOR SOUNDING TOUGH ON THE INTERNET.” Scary, man. Real scary.

Somebody just got triggered...

Well this is what happens when you have decades of little to no enforcement of the immigration laws. Congress has been kicking the can down the road for so long and these are the repercussions - collateral damage because now these assholes think “Maybe I broke the law but surely they won’t deport me NOW!” Well, the…

She’s vegan.

Well, they maybe could’ve shown some prudence. Generally when you are residing in a country you’re not supposed to be in, the pragmatic move is to not call attention to yourself.

Quit your whinging.

That’s not really saying much about the quality of their education system OR healthcare system. If you’re smart enough to become a doctor, you should be able to learn enough English to pass the boards. Of course, there’s also the part where a number of Americans go to med school in South America because they can’t get…

The cups would be totally acceptable if you were also able to see lesbians and men going down on each other.