Except that a court of law and several doctors agreed that she wasn’t.

I think that attitude is OK as long as it’s immediately followed with “...as a result, I’m going to get a second opinion from a qualified and respected expert in the field”. Skepticism is fine as long as it bends to consensus expert opinion.

“I’m not a doctor or a psychiatrist but I’ve spoken with Natalia and I believe her. If you’re asking me if I think she is 30, that’s ridiculous.”

Wait, is this a thing? I once had a 15-year-old boy in my summer school class who made me feel uneasy for some reason I couldn’t put my finger on, and he turned out to be a 22-year-old Ukrainian national who’d overstayed his visa and was paying some family to “adopt” him. He’s now in prison on a bunch of charges.

I’d rather die knowing I enjoyed myself than live forever and have regrets. I'm having the porterhouse. 

“Science says red meat may not be so bad for you, after all. It’s still bad for the entire planet, though, so don’t get too excited.”

Generally the e-coli and any other harmful bacteria in meat is killed by a process called “cooking”

Wife got me a smoker grill this year and it’s awesome. Gonna cook a bunch of barbecue chicken drumsticks this weekend, mmmm cant wait..

Meanwhile, Richie Incognito was chagrined to see the decapitation was unsuccessful.

Not lower his head in the first place.

“This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit.”

Here are your brave warriors of the left:

I am completely, thoroughly 100% against the unionization of government workers. 100%. It is a basic sovereignty issue. The very idea of the government being beholden in its workplace policies to a private organization, and for non-elected officials to be members of such an organization the government is beholden to,…

How does intentionally concealing the fact that you’ve been using a non-credible lab technician as a prosecutorial witness, in violation of established Supreme Court rulings and while knowing that if it came out hundreds of accused drug defendants would be released, not indicate bad intent?

Her record is pretty well documented, it’s not like you can’t google it.

You want receipts? I’ve got receipts.

“You can’t lead with the helmet, and he knows it.”

Alternatively: Fuck Eric Holder.

This is the thing that irks me about the way unions operate today. Campaign workers have fuck-all to do with electrical workers, yet because it’s advantageous to certain people, now they’re part of that union? I kinda doubt well-paid trade workers have a lot in common with the people working on Liz Warren’s campaign.