Nobody is forcing them to continue to drive. They should never have known in the first place what the rider was paying for each separate fair. You should be able to mathematically work out a rough percentage if you have the aggregate rider fares and your total earnings over a certain period; if you’re incapable of…

Yeah, I mean, like, why don’t we all just like, give things to each other for free and work for free, why does money even exist? Can’t we all just live in a utopia where everyone loves each other and gets along?

Yes, I’m sure all of these people who only have the skills to drive a car in order to make money are certainly capable of building an entire mobile app and back end. They’d all be millionaires if only Uber/Lyft weren’t threatening to murder their families if they stopped driving!

So your neighbor is a retard because why would you be informing your insurance company that you were driving for Lyft or Uber? That’s not even a question they’d be asking you, and there’s no record to prevent you from lying. They’re not going to cover the lawsuit if you get in an accident with a passenger and the…

It became incredibly obvious why Gizmodo has always treated Uber/Lyft like shit swindlers and the drivers like heroes, when Spanfeller released employee guidelines that required the bloggers to *gasp* actually show up to the office, and dressed in appropriate work attire. According to Gizmodo, everyone should be able…

“I want to keep this job, with all its perks, but I want you to pay me $25/hour more for it.”

For some reason, people around here don’t seem to understand that what the rider is paying for the ride is literally none of the driver’s business.

This has nothing to do with knowing what they’re earning, they already know that. The drivers are bitching that they don’t know what the customer is paying, which outside of a service job, or as a lawyer if you’re doing your own billing, you wouldn’t know. Otherwise no job ever informs you of anything except what…

“WE ABSOLUTELY MUST ACT NOW. THIS SHIT COULD HAPPEN...Well, we have no idea when. Fuck, we don’t even know if it will - we’ve been wrong about it for nearly half a century.”

If you do anything that doesn’t toe the Green New Deal line, then other Earther aggregators won’t let you drink lawn clipping smoothies with them for a week.

Huh..It’s almost like..everything is fine and you’re just full of shit?

But then that debunks your entire claim that if we don’t do even MORE then we’re all going to die by 2025! By God, we won’t even get to see the sign be swept away by the tide!

Because..Why...would you? If there’s anything we’ve learned, it’s that those poor countries can totally be trusted with the tons of aid we already give them!

Then that’s kind of a silly sign to have put up, given scientists have had to drastically alter their predictions every year for..oh, the last 40 years.

2057? Jeez, in the 80's it was 2009. In the early 2000's it was 2015. Then it became 2022. Now it’s 2057.. Do you wonder if maybe..Just maybe, this is all a load of horse shit to promote “environmental justice,” more aptly known as “The plan to funnel money from rich countries to poorer countries?”

Wanna see dystopian? Move to Yemen, or Venezuela, where you can be killed just for thinking the wrong thing.

Strange, giving them a place to live, three squares a day, and free medical care is a fuck load more than any other country ever did for them - including their own.

Do you have another way to prove parentage or family connection for a group of people with no identification whatsoever? What’s that, you say? Nothing? You’re just bitching for the sake of bitching?

Considering the hand wringing over concussions and NFL owners was nothing but performative outrage, I’m perfectly happy to have a focus on the most profitable ongoing sports season.

They’ve been doing this since long before that venture capital group decided to save the jobs of every GMG writer.