That’s because you’re a fucking weirdo.

The only thing that would have lost Hillary more votes in 2016 would have been actually visiting the Midwest. Snooty and condescending doesn’t tend to go over well there.

Huh..Learn something new every day.

I love how Van Dykes’ response to you was to call you unemployed and that you must be poor and from Fall River. That’s your typical MA liberal, dumb as pile of rocks and thought it “wasn’t a big deal” that the unions bilked the state for tens of millions on The Big Dig.

And her resignation, numb nuts?

A ball gag and a paper bag can solve a lot of problems.

It’s not like every time the Democrats fling more slippery shit at Trump he raises another $10 million..oh wait.

That’s literally 15 more publications than link back to Splinter. Splinter only links back to itself.

“Pow Wow Chow” is still up there as one of the most insane gaffes in history.

Next will be six men claiming Liz Warren groped them.

Explain the contract extension.

Except for when they say something you like, then they’re THE MOST CREDIBLE OUTLET IN NEWS.

Everybody loves Tomato, and I do too.

How is this case closed? No one cared about the tribe she claimed membership of, the issue is that she’s made it incredibly clear that she has zero issue changing her story to suit whatever her narrative is at that very moment.

Strap your helmet on tight buddy, you’re in for a bumpy thread.

Man, you’re really bending over backwards here to try and defend Warren very obviously lying. It’s not like she has a history of it or anything..She’s right 1/1024th of the time, every time.

Yeah, but why the fuck is there a man dressed up as Dorothy from Wizard of Oz?

Poor cgo got banished to the greys. Such a shame.

Uh, you’ve never just called someone instead of texting 3 paragraphs? Jesus Christ, careful you don’t pull something with how hard you’re stretching there.

Yeah, I’m not sure what his deal is. Some sort of obsession? A deep confusion over Bernie’s party affiliation? I didn’t bother replying because I already knew I was correct. His weird mocking tone reminds me of somebody plugging their ears and shouting “NA NA NA CAN’T HEAR YOU.”