Next will be six men claiming Liz Warren groped them.

Explain the contract extension.

Except for when they say something you like, then they’re THE MOST CREDIBLE OUTLET IN NEWS.

Everybody loves Tomato, and I do too.

How is this case closed? No one cared about the tribe she claimed membership of, the issue is that she’s made it incredibly clear that she has zero issue changing her story to suit whatever her narrative is at that very moment.

Strap your helmet on tight buddy, you’re in for a bumpy thread.

Man, you’re really bending over backwards here to try and defend Warren very obviously lying. It’s not like she has a history of it or anything..She’s right 1/1024th of the time, every time.

Yeah, but why the fuck is there a man dressed up as Dorothy from Wizard of Oz?

I mean, the gravy train doesn’t last forever.

You know you’re on the right track when it triggers the ever loving shit out of the crazy leftists.

Poor cgo got banished to the greys. Such a shame.

Greta Thunberg, still not attending school, busy preening for cameras for the umpteenth time.

Uh, you’ve never just called someone instead of texting 3 paragraphs? Jesus Christ, careful you don’t pull something with how hard you’re stretching there.

Yeah, I’m not sure what his deal is. Some sort of obsession? A deep confusion over Bernie’s party affiliation? I didn’t bother replying because I already knew I was correct. His weird mocking tone reminds me of somebody plugging their ears and shouting “NA NA NA CAN’T HEAR YOU.”

Kind of hard to censure somebody for calling him a liar when barely a week ago he literally lied on camera then when he got caught he stumbled over some “parody” bullshit explanation.

Better yet, how the fuck do they know he has pertinent information on that personal device? “We know it’s there, we know it’s incriminating, we just have zero idea of the subject matter! Now give!”

Liz Warren and Bernie certainly won’t, because that would mean severely handicapping their ability to unilaterally pass those massively sweeping Utopian reforms they’re so fond of shouting about.

I consider Adam Schiff’s existence as an obstruction to the Constitutional process of Congress.

But enough about getting rid of California.

In a landslide, no less! The election must have landed on opposite day.