Everybody loves Tomato, and I do too.

How is this case closed? No one cared about the tribe she claimed membership of, the issue is that she’s made it incredibly clear that she has zero issue changing her story to suit whatever her narrative is at that very moment.

Strap your helmet on tight buddy, you’re in for a bumpy thread.

Man, you’re really bending over backwards here to try and defend Warren very obviously lying. It’s not like she has a history of it or anything..She’s right 1/1024th of the time, every time.

Yeah, but why the fuck is there a man dressed up as Dorothy from Wizard of Oz?

Poor cgo got banished to the greys. Such a shame.

Uh, you’ve never just called someone instead of texting 3 paragraphs? Jesus Christ, careful you don’t pull something with how hard you’re stretching there.

Yeah, I’m not sure what his deal is. Some sort of obsession? A deep confusion over Bernie’s party affiliation? I didn’t bother replying because I already knew I was correct. His weird mocking tone reminds me of somebody plugging their ears and shouting “NA NA NA CAN’T HEAR YOU.”

Kind of hard to censure somebody for calling him a liar when barely a week ago he literally lied on camera then when he got caught he stumbled over some “parody” bullshit explanation.

Better yet, how the fuck do they know he has pertinent information on that personal device? “We know it’s there, we know it’s incriminating, we just have zero idea of the subject matter! Now give!”

Liz Warren and Bernie certainly won’t, because that would mean severely handicapping their ability to unilaterally pass those massively sweeping Utopian reforms they’re so fond of shouting about.

I consider Adam Schiff’s existence as an obstruction to the Constitutional process of Congress.

But enough about getting rid of California.

In a landslide, no less! The election must have landed on opposite day.

I mean, the left was screaming that we shouldn’t be in Syria even back to Obama, then when Trump bothers to do it they throw their hands up and scream “MY GOD, TREASONOUS!” Basically, the left is going to bitch no matter what he does. He could save ten children and a puppy from a burning building and the left would…

You’re telling me WaPo fudged the numbers? Surprising!

Wow, a poll of 1,007 Americans likely hand picked by WaPo support the exact narrative they’re pushing.

I can just imagine all the part-time CVS workers demanding health coverage to treat their tinnitus.

Given the proclivity of the African American community for drive-bys, I’m pretty sure the police don’t need to lie.

What’s next, the receipts need to be in braille?