Funes has to have a SERIOUS level of cognitive dissonance to in one sentence say “this was all illegal as Hell” and then make it seem like the government is wrongfully punishing them. And when I say a serious level, I mean the sort of level that people are involuntarily committed to psychiatric hospitals with.

Right? I wasn’t aware there was such a huge pro-cactus population.

I’m actually celebrating your inevitable death every day.

Strange, conservatives haven’t cut any benefits OR healthcare options! Obama gave you what you wanted and you’re still mad about it, so you blame conservatives.

Wait, why the fuck do we even have a national park for fucking cacti, anyway? Who gives a shit?

Yeah, Idk what that guy is getting at thinking Cooley needed notoriety. They’re not just one of the biggest firms in the country, they are in the damn world.

I mean...not if she doesn’t pay her attorneys...

You seem confused - Cooley is NOT a cheap firm. If she owes a year’s worth of unpaid fees, that law firm might as well own the rest of her existence. She won’t be able to ever purchase property in her lifetime unless she pays cash, in which case they’ll immediately slap a lien on it. If she inherits anything at all,…

That’s really, REALLY not helping their argument. Yeesh.

This deserves so many more stars.

Class-actions are taken on contingency.

People on the internet are going to infiltrate a women’s jail..?

“He’s a whistleblower!”

She doesn’t have any protections to invoke.

The world is an ugly place, sometimes ugly things need to be done. Could be worse, we could be like Venezuela, Russia, or China and have government sanctioned death squads!

“I blew the whistle...By leaking it to an international criminal!”

Mine are brisket flavored!..So to answer your question, no.

Chelsea Manning isn’t in jail for blowing the whistle. She’s in jail for contempt of court, she can come out whenever she wants, all she has to do is comply with the subpoena.

Oh, the humanity!

If it means anyone that uses the term “wonk” to describe themselves gets teabagged, I’m in.