Or Biden strangely pressuring a foreign country to fire their attorney general which..Like, why would he have anything to do with that under normal circumstances?

Have you not noticed yet that dudebra is Tomatoface’s longest running bit?

Obvious ways to tell Splinter is nothing but an echo chamber #279:

Those are the BAD Muslims. Palestinians are the GOOD ones! - Splinter

It’s perfectly reasonable that she wanted to go there for spiritual reasons, and coincidentally the Israeli government was like “Hey we’ll pay for your trip if you give us some good publicity!”

Imagine being told you can’t accept free travel when its offered without a bunch of fruitcake activists losing their shit.

I love even more all the sycophants saying “Oh this review was fantastic! Guess I don’t need to see this movie anymore!” If you’re taking your movie opinions from a blogger on the fucking AV Club, I’m pretty sure that means you’re beyond saving.

Apparently according to Dowd, seeing your parents murdered in front of you as a child is neither traumatic nor a loss.

Then why don’t you go pitch a fit about Falling Down or Taxi Driver?

The movie was unfunny..To people that cry over the use of the word “Faggot” and stereotypes.

kped’s argument could be boiled down to “Those kids didn’t have any issues, the guns just fired themselves!”

When someone says “Read Vanity Fair” I react much in the same way as if they had told me “Mainline this Draino.”

People who didn’t like the original Hangover really must have had sheltered lives, because I could name at least 10-15 instances in my life where exactly the same kind of absurd shit happened in misadventures with friends that were much like the movie itself. These are the same type of people that got pissed when we…

No blogger at the AV Club has ever talked to a girl. Not even the female bloggers.

Did you seriously just try to use a term reserved for medieval Europe to describe people like Carnegie? All because you ripped it from one website who thought “This is the way we see it, so now it is true!” It’s pretty fucking telling that the first 6 google results are from ONE website, ThoughtCo. Which nobody with…

Ah yes, a reference to Dark Ages Europe and the Feudal system! How relevant and pithy!

America - We invented getting loaded and doing donuts in the corn field, bitches!

Just somebody who loves to laugh at these absurd ideas that you think will somehow come to fruition and will cry until your dying day when it doesn’t.

I love how the OP’s first solution was “I know..A JIZZ MENTOS!”

“detained undocumented immigrant”