Just somebody who loves to laugh at these absurd ideas that you think will somehow come to fruition and will cry until your dying day when it doesn’t.

I love how the OP’s first solution was “I know..A JIZZ MENTOS!”

“detained undocumented immigrant”

Ah yes, another one of her big plans that she has no actual plan on how to enact. That’s not a plan - that’s called an idea. A plan implies you have a process lined out for how to go from Point A to point B, all Warren has and ever has had is “WE NEED TO GET TO POINT B WHO GIVES A FUCK HOW WE GET THERE WE’LL DEAL WITH…

That tax was on their income, not their total assets, as a wealth tax would do.

Warren is hit in the neck by an arrow fired by a Native American on live television.

I’m just assuming Bernie actually died of a fatal heart attack and the Splinter staff are trying to figure out a way to pull off a Weekend at Bernie’s situation.

In Bernie’s defense, he’s been 79.25 years old for the past 35 years.

“If blood access to part of his heart could be delayed for just a few hours, that wouldn’t be..terrible.”

I mean, if democrats were yelling that John McCain was too old when he ran, Bernie was already too old in 2016.

I like my comedy like I like my coffee, dark.

Yeah, I mean, as long as you never leave your own property how exactly is a cop going to have the opportunity to arrest you? What do people think is going to happen, cops will just camp out and watch you mow your lawn, waiting for you to slide two feet off your property to cuff you?

Not sure if you’ve noticed, but the current administration is pretty thoroughly moderate.

You could just rename this article “Weird, whiny Asian guy upset about having all his stuff in one convenient place”

You’re talking to somebody on the far left, who thinks they’ll magically be able to take the house, senate, and presidency AND remove Trump’s two appointees while also ushering in a magical utopia where money no longer exists and everything is paid for in happy thoughts and feelings.

Exactly how did you plan to make the far left not a stark raving lunatic?

Not a tax lawyer, but I’ve wondered this as well. What is going to be the constitutional justification for a tax on non-income related intangible property? Tack on top of that issue the fact that most of that kind of wealth is held in trusts, which are tax-exempt, so everyone calling for this is being hilariously…

The only time it should be okay to ignore “expert opinion” is when some asshole says you shouldn’t have bacon or red meat. You should absolutely have both of those things, unless you sign a waiver claiming you want to die miserable and depressed.

I mean, it was a doctor that convinced the court she wasn’t actually a child so I think regardless of what these crazy people say, the issue is settled.

Listen man, I’m sure I don’t need to say this to you but other people should hear it - when your gut is telling you something, there is generally a reason for it. The human brain is complicated, and it evolved a long time ago to send subconscious warning signs when shit just doesn’t look right. It’s like when you’re…