Nah, he’s saving that one for later.

God, people are assholes or God people are assholes.

Big Bang Theory - A stupid show about smart people

I already miss Beverly.

You don’t want real Mexican food.

Had it in Dallas a couple of years ago. They hype kills it. The burger was alright, animal style, but no fast food joint can live up to the expectations. It reminds me of Coors back in the day. You could only get Coors in states around Colorado so getting it somewhere else was a huge deal. Still tastes like shit, no…

American, do you speak it?

Baltika makes good beer, just not that one. Try the numbered ones.

Couldn’t you have posted her porn.

Did you already forget about the emails???!!!!

Doing a good job doesn’t matter to them. As long as he isn’t Obama (black) he’s fucking great. It really is that simple.

I am a responsible gun owner and I’m pissed about this, FWIW.

“Despite my drug use, I took my role as a father seriously.”

Like that dumbass in the red sweater at the debate.

Not sure what’s worse, covered in puke or watching a Giants game. But both at the same time, that’s a whole ‘nother level type shit.

The Cowboys own San Antonio.

Never gets old

Don’t forget emails and birth certificate

It’s not actually on the beach.

You mean someone hasn’t already?