There are no blades in a garbage disposal.

Asshole in college is asshole in NFL, who would have thunk.

It doesn’t matter how many pumps Bucc-ee’s has, do not leave your car there either. 

Losing your farm to own the Libs

Because navigating through casinos designed to keep you in them was a good idea.

Kobe Bryant?

I see their Facebook posts.  I hope they aren’t teaching English.

“The Mexicans refuse to honor our flag.”

Like the red”X” on Twitter lets you know to skip it over

Your grandfather sounds like our HOA president.  I’m on the board and have seen the gradual transition over the last 10 months.

Not a Snooker fan either, but youtube O’Sullivan running the table, or whatever the correct term is, pretty impressive.

No one is fucking her.

The point is to drag you into an argument about what it is or isn’t called, not the real issue.  Ammosexuals love to play word games.

Libtard is a good tip off too

My dad believes that.

Tesla shot his stupid car into space.  A union won’t break them.

Road in one last week.  They tint the front window half way down.  Fucking odd.

A riot would ensue.

If you need two payments to buy a Trumpy bear, well, you don’t need a bear regardless.

Thanks for your hard work.  Texas does care, there’s just a ton of idiots here.