And people wonder where this whole kneel for the national anthem comes from...

Or buy new iPhones

Or protesting with Dodge Challengers.

No shit. Would be much more watchable on TV.

It all came back to Obama for years, so why not.

I heard about the damn birth certificate for over 8 years. Wake me up in 7.

Took you this long?

I don’t drag my wife to Home Depot to buy stuff for the house that will benefit us both. Nor do I drag her to the gun show where she has zero interest. I don’t get why you would want your force your spouse to shop with you. You know they are annoyed the whole damn time, what’s the point?

Except for those with Celiac’s disease, the problem isn’t gluten. The problem is that you ate 8 fucking donuts. Go eat 8 gluten free donuts and you’ll probably feel like shit too.

That stuff freaked me out when I went to Canada.

You are attempting to use logic. That’s the problem.

That was fresh

It will stop when he stops doing stupid shit, so probably not.

Boris told my old manager, “if the Russians saw this selection in this store there would be a revolution.” For what its worth.

I was fired from stealing from that Randall’s back in 1987.

They do, check the suicide by gun rates.

Your soccer coach was a fool. Apparently he neglected to read the fine print on the gun insurance.

Texas just passed open carry this January. I’ve only seen one so far, him and his buddy had anti-Obama shirts on. But yes, the only reason to open carry is to intimidate, not for potential protection, but just to show off. I conceal carry every now and then, and no one needs to know I have a gun, the way it should…

He opted out to not play for the 49ers.

He has a hell of an arm, not the most accurate though.